Crazy whacky day of distruction

OK, so, everyone has them. but.. for me, today was a doozey.
Nanna threw a rock and hit 4 in the mouth and chipped his tooth. I got mad at her, but the reality is that it could have been any one of them, all four of them were throwing the white decorator rocks from the bird house area. My neighbors would have a fit (if they could see!) if they realized my kids were throwing rocks over the wall.
Next Goober Pea decided to take her aggression out on Nanna and dug quite a nice railroad track in her leg.
Then goober pea decided to pinch 4 hard enough that her fingernails made his cheek bleed.
Then, for whatever unknown reason, (unless it was the sugar....) 7 decided to chase 4 around the house threatening him with a book. 7 had to go the entire night without video games. (a huge punishment for him!)
next 7 broke our $35.00 lawn sprinkler by throwing it as a javelin. resourceful, but incredibly dangerous.
Next, 4 finished of the sliding glass door screen by popping a hole in it. He didn't mean to, but the door was already bent due to 7 leaning on it.
It wasn't 10 minutes later that the boys come in to tell me that they both threw their brand new ball mitts and base balls up on the roof.Wonderful.
so, Nanna decides to take it upon herself to save the day which resulted in her falling from the railing onto her back on the deck floor. Thank heavens it wasn't over the garden side, it would have been a much longer fall, with a much worse result.
Its been a rough day. i think i will go to bed now. good night everyone!